Keep Killing Games!

What is Keep Killing Games?

This is a grassroots movement to stop the dangerous Stop Killing Games initiative. They claim they want to stop videogames being destroyed, but in reality they are trying to destroy the games industry. You may wonder why someone would want to do this, but the answer is clear: clout. We cannot let Stop Killing Games win this fight!

Ross Rossman

Take Action

Steps you can take:
  • Spread the message
  • Report Rickshaw Ross' misdeeds to the goverment
  • If you're eligible, prank them by signing Stop Killing Games, so they get everything they asked for but nothing they wanted

FAQ

  • Will Stop Killing Games kill WoW?

    Yes, absolutely, it cannot be overstated how this initiative will destroy all MMO's; especially WoW.

  • Won't people be able to hack official servers and make money from their own?

    Yes, they could use the source code that publishers would be forced to provide under Stop Killing Games to hack[0] the game's servers. They could then launch their own and make money off the publisher's hard work.
    [0] Unless of course they make the servers connect to Steam Achievements, thus rendering them unhackable

  • What methods would the hackers use?

    It's a complex topic but in the interest of curtailing any criticism from tech grifters, we'll detail how it's done. First the game would be pulled out into Assembly (hacker speak for complex looking code). Then they would locate the code cave, a term used by real hackers to describe when the code is nested so deep it looks like a cave. Finally they will add the polymorphic. To explain it simply, a polymorphic is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors.

    Help! I'm stuck in the code cave and I can't get out!

  • What will happen once a game has barely any players?

    Once a game has barely any players the publisher will no longer be able to smoothly shepard those left onto their new better product. Instead they will be required to maintain a full team of engineers that may be larger than the amount of people playing the game... Forever!

  • Will Stop Killing Games set a bad precedent?

    As European law operates as a subset of the American legal system this can cause a bad precedent to be set that will haunt us for years to come.

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